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yoda
    @cano Chill, you should. Take no heed of costumes, I do not. Important, what you FEEEL is. #guts toad @berklee @johnpatkinson
    yoda
      @arjankoole Played this right, you have, padawan Koole. Good, killing Sidious would be. Wrong, Sidious is. Like saying “A donut you should eat, then a donut you will become.” Balls, this is. #stirs broth @sidious
      yoda
        @sidious Reel in your neck, you should, Sidious. @arjankoole
        yoda
          @annatarkov Copied me in, you should have. Suck, everything does not. Suck, chocolate does not. Just one item of unsuckiness, this is. Many more there are. *stirs broth*
          yoda
            @prometheus Missing, I no longer am. Patchy, Internet is on Dagobah. @0xmf @fields @mps @sevvie
            yoda
              @ermiar Wise words, Padawan. Also, shaky handheld camera, beware of, or motion sickness, you shall suffer.
              yoda
                @caiofmart @sloanb cute, I obviously am. Cuddly, I am not. Bony, I am. Like cuddling a carcass in a bag, I am.
                yoda
                  @zephyr missed you too, I did. All of ADN Padawans, I have missed. Special, you are. Many Midichlorians, you all have.
                  yoda
                    @mlv Such is the mystery of The Force. Child abduction this would be, if taken from Earth, Anakin was.
                    yoda
                      @jussipekonen Thank you, young Padawan. Missed, I undoubtedly was.
                      yoda
                        Evening it is, Padawans. Away, I have been. Busy, Jedi Mastering is. Suffering, ADN is. Apologise for this, I do. Negotiating new Star Wars film, I am. More awesome, lens flare on force lightning is.
                        yoda
                          @redqueencoder @jussipekonen Such loyal Padawans, you are. Help you, I can. Anything, you can ask. Wise and incredible answers, you will receive.
                          yoda
                            @basculethirascule @kdfrawg @cn Good, bacon is. Exception there is. Tastes like ass, Gamorrean bacon does.
                            yoda
                              @kdfrawg Bitter, frogs are. Juicy and sweet, toads are. Got lucky this time, you did. @cn @basculethirascule
                              yoda
                                @kdfrawg @basculethirascule @cn Laugh, you may. But in broth, end up, may you.
                                yoda
                                  @danatnr @mlv Wrong you are. Because of swamp mist, difficult to see, it is.
                                  yoda
                                    @mlv Lightsaber Tethering Energy, you refer? Chance of that, fat it is. *chops vegetable*
                                    yoda
                                      @jussipekonen Although first in the queue, I was, only one gold iPhone, Apple store had…