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wookiee
    MagSafe and beds are frenemies.
    wookiee
      Sometimes I wish I could play an instrument just so I could bribe @jamesdempsey to let me be a Breakpoint.
      wookiee
        Five Listerine strips were stuck together. M͓̰͍͇̭ͅy͉ ̮̯̲͇̘ͅfa̙̭͓̱ͅͅc̪̘͙͍̲̗͔e͇ ͈̣̱̤̟i̼̺̱̺̩s ̥͕͍͙͙̦̟m̝͕̩̘̼͇e̮̘̳͓͚l̤͓͎̜̱͖t͎i̱̲̫̬n̲̦͈̻̩g̹̻̱̹.̪
        wookiee
          ATL ✈ CDG ✈ BLR ✈ IXE with @zwaldowski 20 hours of Mario Kart at 30k feet? Yes please.
          wookiee
            Any of my UK friends considering going to the Symphony of the Goddesses: Master Quest concert in April at Wembley? Looking to sell tickets.
            wookiee
              Decent venue for answering emails and configuring servers. #nofilter @ St. John, U.S.V.I https://t.co/Fcc3rNrziQ
              wookiee
                Soylent as cereal milk, while totally missing the point, is delicious. @ St. Thomas, U.S.V.I. https://t.co/3nRdsjG8Nh
                wookiee
                  Get it done, folks. @ Decatur, Georgia https://t.co/RNmrehTdFV
                  wookiee
                    “Dude, if I get paid by line of code, I’m gonna owe a lot of money.” ~@cbkeur
                    wookiee
                      All checked in to the lodge for this week's Advanced iOS class at BNR West. Amazing weather for… https://t.co/W76ch7ar4P
                      wookiee
                        Whenever I walk away from code, I leave a massive “YOU ARE HERE” comment with notes. Makes getting back in the zone so much easier.
                        wookiee
                          Got my order in for the cast-signed @CriticalRole poster! So excited! #nat20
                          wookiee
                            I made a mistake with my Subscribe & Save order. Whoops. https://t.co/dBxIUX1iAc
                            wookiee
                              SPECTACLE ROCK IS AN ENTRANCE TO DEATH
                              wookiee
                                Any of you lovelies ever written a custom Core Image filter/kernel? I’d love ask you some questions.
                                wookiee
                                  Sorry internet, mental states get interesting when you’re multiple 5HourEnerg[ies] in. #mustgodeeper
                                  wookiee
                                    Free idea: assign every newborn a right-given ipv6 address that they can use however they like. Provided ipv6 is in use before they retire.
                                    wookiee
                                      Google et al., for fuck’s sake, get in this fight.