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thedaveca
    The newly discovered reservoir is 4.5 times larger... There's enough magma there to fill the Grand Canyon. http://buff.ly/1OiSKLp #wow
    thedaveca
      Alright, who left their chipmunk in my bedroom?
      thedaveca
        When I heard "make people pee on themselves in public" and "Germany" I wasn't sure what to expect... http://buff.ly/1MqKMez but it's awesome
        thedaveca
          Science. "Who Farts? And Who Cares?" buff.ly/1wnlXMK
          thedaveca
            Anyone I know use Wunderlist? Want a free year of Pro? Doesn't matter if you already have Pro or not.
            thedaveca
              'Spocking' Laurier on $5 not illegal, says Bank of Canada http://buff.ly/1DLBC8w #LLAP
              thedaveca
                Is there a secret to getting an iPhone 6+ to recognize flights of stairs? Whether in pocket or hand, I usually get nothing at all recorded.
                thedaveca
                  Please continue to hold, you call is important to us, but all of our technical representatives are watching YouTube cat videos.
                  thedaveca
                    Raising children with morals and ethics? Turns out religion is a hindrance, and completely unnecessary. Not a surprise. http://buff.ly/1Gg7nXT
                    thedaveca
                      How About We Go Outside And Settle This Like Emotionally Stunted Men? http://buff.ly/1vZKrvw
                      thedaveca
                        This is epic: Mom Uses Virtual Makeup App On Newborn Son | Geekologie http://buff.ly/1CK8knD
                        thedaveca
                          50 Shades of Grey *BOOK* has herpes. What a time to be alive! http://buff.ly/1yMXqLD
                          thedaveca
                            Okay okay, so I'm a romantic at heart. Don't tell anyone! http://buff.ly/1MmtaSb
                            thedaveca
                              Financial tip, it actually works for most holidays, not just Valentine's Day. http://buff.ly/1DpAlog
                              thedaveca
                                This new Captcha is hardcore: "Verify You Are a Human: Harm a fellow human or, through inaction, allow a fellow human to come to harm."
                                thedaveca
                                  Wait until I finish Breaking Bad before I start Better Call Saul? Or jump on it now? Only a few episodes away...
                                  thedaveca
                                    Finally someone else says it. I've found Fallon to be flat, unfunny, and frankly boring since day #1: http://buff.ly/1IkfUOr
                                    thedaveca
                                      Remember, Android is a stolen product, and it's Google that copies Apple: http://buff.ly/16nSjel