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tcbarrett
    @tellingtales how are you doing? Got some exciting web project brewing ?
    tcbarrett
      @tomcat well.... Short version is: I've been a dad for two weeks. Long version is longer :/ Work time off sorted. Which is good. And for the first time in 3.5 weeks things are going a little to plan.
      tcbarrett
        I've been sleeping on a hospital floor for two weeks. Hopefully this is the last week. My back kills. I smell, as there are no wash facilities for me. I have a tramp's beard and tufty hair. Time to go to work to negotiate some more leave.
        tcbarrett
          How to become an artist? #woosh
          tcbarrett
            @tomcat so much energy and anger put into being so vitriolic. It's so much easier to be nice?
            tcbarrett
              @tomcat "acceptable collateral damage ". Fuck :(
              tcbarrett
                I often eat enough dinner for two. Maybe three. Food is good!
                tcbarrett
                  @pme they are robust creatures. All my fingers and toes are crossed for you and your cat.
                  tcbarrett
                    @pme exactly. Dogs *like* being trained. They are awesome at being taught to be lovely.
                    tcbarrett
                      @pme hope it clears up quickly!
                      tcbarrett
                        @pme pets need to be trained. Owners are responsible :(
                        tcbarrett
                          @tomcat you've been totally upstaged :)
                          tcbarrett
                            Roosh V cancels 'Return of Kings' events - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-35491495 How can you be "oppressed" and "superior". What a lame argument. #woosh
                            tcbarrett
                              I need a word that says shit, fuck and bollocks all in one.