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    @jextxadore hardware issue perhaps?
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      @oluseyi @johngordon More justification for theft. Yarr. Australia!
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        @oluseyi @johngordon Netflix just arrived in Australia today and man, the movie selection is disappointing. I don’t see myself using it beyond the 30-day trial.
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          “Average UK household to be £10,000 in debt by end of 2016” Isn’t that about when I plan to move there… ooooooohhhhhh
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            @jextxadore it feels super weird to know I could just fly to Europe and live anywhere.
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              Boom!! Image [photos.app.net]
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                @matigo @indigo for about 0.02% of the day, yes. The other 99.8% is spent motionless on the couch.
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                  @matigo @indigo you need a greyhound. Fuckers never move. Perfect shots every time.
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                    @cgiffard @matigo well, maybe I mean it's hard to blame the first revision. Give it a few years to mature and it should be able to handle freaks like you. 😜
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                      @cgiffard @matigo it's hard to blame the tech for being a sweater, tho. Why not just rub your thumb against your shirt before unlocking? That's my trick when I'm grotty.
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                        Scott Morrison, you slimy piece of shit.
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                          Outside Australia? Do it anyway and pretend you live here.
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                            My British passport has been dispatched! I AM A BRIT!!
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                              @matigo @jeremycherfas I'm thinking that my current employer might just be taking advantage of me. Shocking, I know.
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                                The recruiter started talking about contract prices that work out to about double my current salary. Jeebus.
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                                  The view from the recruiter's window. Image [photos.app.net]