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    @matigo gosh. Hey, want to buy my Audi? I put a Daewoo badge on it for laughs.
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      @matigo it's just 10tb of blu-Ray rips. Not worth the money to backup.
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        There are few things more unnerving to me than a raid rebuild with no backup. ...which I just kicked off.
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          One of my dearest friends has just come out of surgery. Kidney tumour removed via keyhole incision, THANK YOU SCIENCE. ROBOTS!!!
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            "As sunlight passes through the earth's atmosphere it is refracted and the green to violent part of the light spectrum is filtered out." Newspapers are way funnier now that they got rid of their copy editors.
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              @jnm Yeah, but the government loves mining so we’re fucked.
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                http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/20/france-decrees-new-rooftops-must-be-covered-in-plants-or-solar-panels Meanwhile Australia just lowered our renewable energy target because we’re run by fuckwits.
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                  @smc @misterpoppet @danv2 @rabryst Yes, when we asked ‘how will you guarantee our two-billion-dollar business won’t be impacted if your software fails’ we stopped getting responses.
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                    @danv2 @rabryst @smc and I wasn’t aware that Zimbra did PABXs. So, I guess I’m confused as to your response.
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                      @danv2 @rabryst @smc we looked at asterisk but we needed something with solid vendor support which open projects are not good at.
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                        @danv2 @rabryst @smc we are stuck pre-2010sp3 because our idiot CIO overruled our project manager and picked a garbage pabx system that won't work with modern exchange. And then retrenched the project manager. Sigh.
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                          @jextxadore hardware issue perhaps?
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                            @oluseyi @johngordon More justification for theft. Yarr. Australia!
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                              @oluseyi @johngordon Netflix just arrived in Australia today and man, the movie selection is disappointing. I don’t see myself using it beyond the 30-day trial.
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                                “Average UK household to be £10,000 in debt by end of 2016” Isn’t that about when I plan to move there… ooooooohhhhhh
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                                  @jextxadore it feels super weird to know I could just fly to Europe and live anywhere.
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                                    Boom!! Image [photos.app.net]
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                                      @matigo @indigo for about 0.02% of the day, yes. The other 99.8% is spent motionless on the couch.
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                                        @matigo @indigo you need a greyhound. Fuckers never move. Perfect shots every time.