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lapcat
    You should write each source comment and commit message as if it were your last. In other words, if you died and weren't around to answer questions, then someone else should be able to figure out why in the world you wrote that code.
    smithplatts
      And why the bollocknubbins does iOS not grab the highest dpi image from an ico file for the "Save to Home" image ... Even a 16x16 would look better then a web view snapshot!
      smithplatts
        I have spent way too much time playing with favicons today ... Web ppl, why can you not decide on how to render/display favicons!?! Thank shitjizzle any modern/halfway decent browser supports /favicon.ico
        smithplatts
          I just read this entire thing ... and now my cheeks and abs hurt: TL;DR Wikipedia [tldrwikipedia.tumblr.com]
          smithplatts
            Does anyone know of a HTML/CSS template I can use to represent items similar to how the Mac App Store does it? Kinda like this ... [www.gearslutz.com]
            smithplatts
              Bollockfaced shitnubbins, Fuckmented shitjizzle [www.buzzfeed.com] I had never heard of those two before, and I laughed until I cried ... I also only got 39/70 :(
              redqueencoder
                Want to learn some self defensive C++ so that I can look at it without having a panic attack.
                sjmadsen
                  I am so tired of the peanut gallery saying that $MY_FAVORITE_MANAGED_ENVIRONMENT is better than C and Heartbleed wouldn’t have happened if not for C’s terrible design. It’s willful ignorance, living in fantasy land.
                  funkyboy
                    [Blog post]: It's Not C, It's the API http://www.upbeat.it/2014/04/15/its-not-c/
                    smithplatts
                      Does anyone know of a HTML/CSS template I can use to represent items similar to how the Mac App Store does it? Kinda like this ... [www.gearslutz.com]
                      smithplatts
                        So, I have completed the API and web management interface! Time to do the landing page (piece of pie, it's basic and meant to be pretty, so that'll be what bogs me down) and then the Application Catalog!! 😄
                        anathema
                          People who create static content websites that intentionally break middle clicking to open new tabs through JavaScript links are the devil.
                          annatarkov
                            If your site has forced pagination, it should also give me the option to display the entire article on one page. FFS, no one needs the pageviews that badly. Or at least no one should.
                            rabryst
                              The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of up to 400 Newtons, which is 40 times as strong as gravity and roughly equal to the power in a fully extended modern longbow
                              smithplatts
                                Fettuccine, bacon strips, salt, butter, egg and cheese ... Damn I am satisfied!!! #Bdcst
                                smithplatts
                                  @spacekatgal was Frank the Oppressor meant to be there or that just some epic photo bombing? Either way, AWESOME!!! :D
                                  spacekatgal
                                    Just passed a woman holding a fallen tile from a satellite right up next to her face! Oh I'm sorry, that's just the Samsung Galaxy Note.
                                    smithplatts
                                      1930 Jazz Wham Jam style version of Careless Whisper [m.youtube.com] ... this is now my new favourite version of this song!!