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scottsimpson
    "Come on, man, what's in the undocumented .axbundle folder?!?" —iOS Se7en Who's the WORST I'm the WORST
    ryanbateman
      One of my favourite tiny moments on public transport is watching someone finish a book. So many different reactions - some people just put it away, otherwise sit and stare at it for a while like they're digesting it or are trying to make sense of a dream.
      scottsimpson
        "Pull to Refresh" is the tattoo over my dick. Look I just wanna see more dirty stuff on app.net, OK?
        scottsimpson
          @mrgan I'll be in Portland in Sept.—do you want to get our shit together, together?
          scottsimpson
            @shanecyr Gilchrist & Soames at some point or this vacation never happened.
            scottsimpson
              @mrgan @jessie @cbowns I SEE IT I SEE IT!!! Sorry. 🎶👏I SEE IT I SEE IT 🙈🙉🎵
              scottsimpson
                @jessie @cbowns I still don't see it and I am TRYING SO HARD
                scottsimpson
                  @mrgan Wasn't sure what to get, took a look at my WWNMD bracelet, ordered the #3. http://moby.to/q8ftu0
                  scottsimpson
                    Everybody still knows what DVDs are right
                    scottsimpson
                      I'm still in Arrested Dev'p S2 and just discovering why everybody thought this was the best thing ever. A) THANKS AGAIN for the DVDs Sandwich and B) You're all making me want to take forever to work through these and never get to S4.
                      scottsimpson
                        @sandwich How was it? I saw the preview and was like "LOL BART movie".
                        scottsimpson
                          They didn't get me over there either.
                          scottsimpson
                            Probably gonna put that over on Twitter (if it's OK with you guys).
                            scottsimpson
                              Learning photoshop. It's so fun! Today I figured out gradients and how to make my dick look gorgeous.