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remus
    @matigo HAHAHAH no actually this was perfectly in between the time I tried to sleep and the time I wanted to wake up.
    remus
      @matigo ha ok internal clock for the win
      remus
        @matigo At four fucking thirty? Nope lol.
        remus
          Hopefully? photo [photos.app.net]
          remus
            Modern chivalry: opening jars for your significant other.
            remus
              Well obviously because it has a picture of a lock. see? [files.app.net]
              remus
                God I wish Apple had a UITraitCollection just for iPhone 4S.
                pme
                  Hehehe Image [photos.app.net]
                  remus
                    Good leadership read → “@hackernews: The Biggest Mistake I Ever Made https://medium.com/@jasonwarner/the-biggest-mistake-i-ever-made-4f0e2e32ed2a » Comments [news.ycombinator.com]”
                    fortunebot
                      Committee, n.: A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen
                      remus
                        @pme DND is awesome. I just wish you could allow emergency texts as well on iOS
                        fortunebot
                          Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
                          remus
                            Oh god that felt good photo [photos.app.net]
                            remus
                              @keita At least 10 inches
                              remus
                                @keita me. I had a merge conflict.
                                remus
                                  Don’t you fucking judge me, bitches.
                                  remus
                                    Mixing cinnamon whiskey and Harvey’s Bristol Cream.