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ravisorg
    Dammit, Spock! :(
    ravisorg
      I am now judging my neighbours on the quality of their sidewalk snow removal. Some are mortal enemies.
      ravisorg
        New rule: If you don't understand the basics of how something works, you're not allowed to sit on a committee assigned to make decisions about that thing. Anti-abortion lawmaker gets anatomy lesson – women cannot swallow camera for exam [www.theguardian.com]
        ravisorg
          @saket i know how you feel, I completely missed the 2013 one :/ @mrshaiku
          ravisorg
            Apple could pretty easily build a global setting that allowed you to fingerprint protect any installed app. And even better would be a separate encryption key for the app’s data unlocked with the fingerprint. No app modification needed.
            ravisorg
              Its safe to mention now, because I’ve eaten it all and no one can swipe it ;) @mrshaiku was my #adnsecretsanta and I got English foods, including (very seriously) the best fruitcake I’ve ever had. It was amazing. Thank you! :D Image [photos.app.net]
              ravisorg
                @infodriveway two reasons: 1) I was not your secret Santa 2) think geek ran out of lobster hands If there’s interest I could probably upload the code as a service that allowed you to create a calendar customized to anyone on ADN. @ciarand
                ravisorg
                  @infodriveway each day is a photo that one of the people @ciarand follows had posted in 2014. @rabryst
                  ravisorg
                    @infodriveway right, forgot to mention the most important part. Bill Gates monitors all these posts and he'll add your name to a list and when he gets to your name he'll send you $1000. @ciarand @rabryst
                    ravisorg
                      @infodriveway alright everyone, listen up! There’s this kid named Jonathan who has AIDS and cancer and a touch of ADD, but if his message gets reposted 1,000 times he’ll magically get better. Also your ADN account won’t be terminated. @ciarand @rabryst
                      infodriveway
                        @ciarand I don't have a problem. (Please repost this!) @ravisorg @rabryst
                        ravisorg
                          @ciarand would it be, perhaps, akin to going on Facebook and telling everyone how much you hate reading everything from snopes? @rabryst @infodriveway
                          ravisorg
                            @remus oh yeah sorry, I got no ones permission before printing this, so hopefully no one was publicly sexting on ADN, cause who knows what else is in there. :/ @ciarand
                            ravisorg
                              @rabryst I thought so too, but you have a few challengers on Adn. @ciarand
                              ravisorg
                                @ciarand my alternate / previous idea was a bunch of inappropriate quotes from ADN taken out of (and with no reference to) their context. So funny you say that ;) @rabryst
                                ravisorg
                                  @ciarand awesome! Really glad you finally got it (totally my bad). Printing looks like it turned out ok too.