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pme
    Caitlyn Jenner's children must be able to see right through her. After all, she is trans parent to them.
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      You autocomplete me. Let's duck.
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        I asked my wife what she'd like me to get her for our 25th wedding anniversary and she said, "Darling, nothing would please me more than a World Cruise." So, I got her nothing.
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          In 1832, 300 female convicts mooned the governor of Tasmania. It was said that in a "rare moment of collusion with the Convict women, the ladies in the Governor's party could not control their laughter."
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            A woman on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection: Judge: "First offender?" Woman: "No, first a Gibson."
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              Saw an egg truck racing a chicken truck. I wonder which came first.
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                @mps She blathers about the "sanctity of marriage between one man & one woman" yet is herself a multiple divorcee.
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                  @schoeni Gee, your family must be important or influential if not all members travel together!
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                    @redqueencoder Reminds me of Clint Eastwood in City Heat. All mayhem happens around him but when he is slighted in any way an eye twitches and the transgressor is blown away with an enormous handgun.
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                      @shawnp0wers I put a dab of petroleum jelly on my cat's nose each day. She licks it off, it gets ingested and prevents hairballa.
                      pme
                        @holbrook The app is totally brilliant. It's saved my system many times over the years. My previous version was five years old. @streakmachine
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                          @streakmachine for AU$105 it had better be good.
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                            @hutattedonmyarm It comes & goes on Safari with me. Currently it's gone.
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                              A sheep in Australia has broken the world record with 40 kilograms of wool being shorn off in one go. It's the biggest fleece since banks introduced the $2.50 ATM withdrawal fee.
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                                @jmreekes It's fixed on the iPad as well. Thanks, @jaminguy.
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                                  DiskWarrior 5 is a universal app, will run on PPC Macs running 10.5.8. Of course, it won't start a PPC Mac via USB. So I installed it onto the HD & cloned it via a Firewire connection. Boot from the clone, then check the Mac's HD from that drive.
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                                    And Nice.Social on the other Mac is being cranky with Safari & Chrome. But it works OK on Firefox. Go figure.