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pme
    @gadgetcoma Really lets the flavours infuse. @grosvenor
    pme
      You can't run away forever but there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
      pme
        7:20 pm, I get a call from some twat wanting to know if I was intertested in fitting solar panels to my place. I told them nicely (for a change) that it was inconsiderate to call at that time of night.
        pme
          @jdscolam Wifi & Bluetooth off. Only Calendar, Phone, Messages & Battery Sense apps allowed to use the battery in the background & to give notifications. Battery Saver automatically activates at 20%.
          pme
            #lumia630batterylifetest update: battery at 19%, 6 days since the last charge, estimated battery life, 2 days, 20 hours.
            pme
              Apparently Nestle are bringing out a new Kit-Kat with 6 fingers, for people who live in Norfolk.
              pme
                I'm working on a project to determine the temperature of words. How cool is that‽
                pme
                  Did you hear about the suicidal high jumper? He threw himself over a train.
                  pme
                    "Janet across the road has just called me in and showed me her tits, " I said to my wife. "WHAT! I'll fucking kill her, " she yelled, and stormed out of the house. Oh dear, I hope she doesn't damage her aviary.
                    pme
                      @grosvenor It looked more like it was mashed than cut. Mixing 3 curry pastes gave a range of tastes but it can barely be called a hot curry. The meat is really tender, too. The chopped onions vanished into the sauce as desired.
                      pme
                        @jvimedia Attacking Diplomats is my new retro Afro-punk electro-folk Slayer cover band.
                        pme
                          @grosvenor I made a great goat curry last night using allegedly diced goat meat supplied to Coles by Thomas Farms. I had to cut the meat into more evenly-sized portions. https://posts.app.net/54352028 http://photos.app.net/54353567/1
                          pme
                            @japchap Or even otto-korrupt. @matigo
                            pme
                              @matigo Because you have it turned on.
                              pme
                                #lumia630batterylifetest update: Battery at 20%, now in battery saver mode. Live tiles disabled, push notification frequency vastly reduced. Been running for 5 days & 22 hrs, estimated life: 2 days & 22 hrs.
                                pme
                                  A fascinating article. Takes me back several decades to my own childhood. “@cgiffard: Great article on what kids are missing these days. http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2014/03/hey-parents-leave-those-kids-alone/358631/
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                                    New lows in Fed politics. Education minister says if Senate doesn’t pass education “reform” bill, he will cut $150,000,000 from scientific research. Then has the unmitigated nerve to claim it will be the Senate’s fault the funding was cut.
                                    pme
                                      @pharsicle I use it on Safari, Firefox & Chrome. @cgiffard
                                      pme
                                        Got an email from PayPal, I have funds in my account! Go there to check, golly! $0.16! I’ll be sure to rush out & spend all that.