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mrbeefy
    Who wants to live forever when love must die?
    mrbeefy
      Just did an 8 mile Moonlight bicycle ride with my daughter. It was amazing fun.
      mrbeefy
        @jeffmueller WAIT! I MEANT CHARLIE ALPHA 7! CHARLIE ALPHA 7! Dear god what have I done?
        mrbeefy
          @jeffmueller I’m pretty sure that’s a sign of the apocalypse. Implement plan Charlie Alpha 6.
          mrbeefy
            FUCK TRIMMER LINE! FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT! #saturday
            mrbeefy
              Making scrambled eggs with my 5 year old while we listen to Taylor Swift.
              mrbeefy
                @remus Have you read Scalzi’s “Old Man’s War”? They get to give their “PDA” custom names and almost everyone uses a swear.
                mrbeefy
                  This is the first summer since I was in 6th grade that I have a watch tan.
                  mrbeefy
                    Sometimes, I just find pony heads. #Dadlife
                    mrbeefy
                      @tewha Sounds like my Pebble watch faces!
                      mrbeefy
                        @jnm Not a problem. 😉
                        mrbeefy
                          TRADER JOE’S BELGIAN WAFFLE COOKIES! #secreteating
                          mrbeefy
                            @longstride My system: Is the book available digitally from the library? If yes, read. If no, is the book available in paper? If yes, place hold, pick it up tomorrow. If no, place hold on both. Read whichever gets to me first.
                            mrbeefy
                              I purged my iCloud music library and started from scratch (I have backups). It’s cleansing.
                              mrbeefy
                                Wearers of “Men’s” clothing. Do you know of any brand of slacks that is cut/fit/sized for wearing at my actual waist?
                                mrbeefy
                                  I think it’d be fair to call a Grammar Nazi the Fewer Führer