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    The new #ted2 trailer is out... I found it enjoyable... Until the last 5 seconds. @SethMacFarlane go fuck yourself //http://t.co/u0pw1fAEtn
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      CARROT Weather's forecast for Cardiff Rift. YEEEESSSS! https://t.co/zi3XK3Apwn http://t.co/mSIW9fnqlp
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        Ok @simple, BEST BUY now supports Pay... Why don’t you? All those sexy new Watches and we can’t pay for things. #getyourshittogether
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          @literary when do you start back?
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            @literary woot!!! That’s awesome!
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              @schoeni what did you need?
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                THANK YOU!! //“@riposte: Push notifications, settings, and badge count should be back to normal now. ”
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                  Hello everyone! Much better day today, so far
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                    @remino no construction noise here :)
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                      GoT kicked ass tonight.
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                        One day, I hope to be in a position that will not leave me analyzing tree limbs for their load bearing ability while on my walk.
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                          @jessicadennis that falls under thrifty I think. Besides, what if you need a cable suddenly? It’s nice to have them handy! ⭐️
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                            @literary I totally would if I thought it would make it.
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                              @literary maybe you will luck out and he will “be a man” and not want to admit how he broke his nose.
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                                *yells* Maddie Shirey is making Johnsonville Brats!! *echo* *echo*
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                                  @literary I take it bonehead didn’t press charges?
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                                    @misterpoppet ahh… Well there you go
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                                      @misterpoppet I’m unsure who the last guy is… But I think I’ll avoid his movies