@doctorlinguist Wow! That must mean it's INFINITELY BETTER THAN normal milk! (Was in a "health food" store, and practically half of the items were labeled "gluten free". Don't get me wrong -- if you can't have gluten, it's bad. But this is just insane).
when you read about Unlambda, you feel as if you are growing a neckbeard, but what it really is is a fistula where your rotting brains are dribbling out through your throat. http://www.madore.org/~david/programs/unlambda/