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middleclasstool
    New blerg's up. Boners, dildochucks, comics by Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky, and the dead serious subtext therein (NSFW): http://middleclasstool.com/blog/2014/3/13/theres-even-a-character-named-kegelface
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      @swilliams @jeffmueller Yes, MS’s security software is both free and shockingly good.
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        Change is hard. Becoming usually hurts like a motherfucker. But the alternative?
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          Famo.us: Any of you played with it? Does it look like it'll really be a thing? Demos are impressive.
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            Hi. I've been away. I still love you.
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              @swilliams a device that tells Google about your comings and goings? Yuuuuuup.
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                This woman is a very circumspect person who was in one of the nicest, safest, classiest places in the state. What the fuck, guys. What the ever living fuck are some of you doing.
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                  Dear friend of mine narrowly avoided being victimized this weekend in a manner so unlikely that I would have bet a finger it’d never happen. To those of my gender who pull shit like this: Die in a goddamn fire, you fucked up rapist cowards.
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                    Needed to change the wax ring on a toilet. Managed to break the flange. Five-dollar job becomes hundred-dollar plumber visit.
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                      @jeffmueller You aren't missing a lot, really, but they're a good diversion. Padded as hell. Cumberbatch's Smaug makes the second film all by itself.
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                        I lucked into great in-laws and amazing parents. And we're now staring into the third act. I hope it's a long and funny one.
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                          I am unironically happy that I have a shrink appointment in an hour, I guess is what I'm saying.
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                            New Year's Eve is the anniversary of my wife's mother's death, which has finally progressed to bittersweet. Today my own mom has gone in for surgery. It's not life-threatening, but it is surgery.
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                              New blerg's up. My annual Christmas letter. Godless heathens may apply. http://middleclasstool.com/blog/2013/12/23/christmas-letter-2013
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                                Ever know that your anger was irrational, and tried to reason your way out of it? Yeah, so intelligent design, huh.
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                                  Thanks to some inattentive pet store employees, I appear to have baby tropical fish. I am simultaneously happy, annoyed, and worried. Sort of like when my kids were born, hey-o rimshot.
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                                    Now in an argument over whether we should be transmitting data via 1970s-style flat files. Few months back, we had to fight to avoid writing web services in C++. Last week, I heard "...or you'll work through Thanksgiving". Not sure what I"m doing here.
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                                      @jeffmueller When I watch his movies, I remember hanging out with music students and seeing the odd savant kid who had technical perfection and could hit the notes but clearly didn't hear the music.