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mdhughes
    @rabryst Tabs and 1TBS. I don't fool around anymore.
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      I know some fedora-wearing schmuck is blogging oh-so-seriously at me now. I don't care, I have a commit hook to reformat all code.
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        I do so like parody blogs, making idiotic statements and carrying out the spurious logic to a preposterous end. http://t.co/RGC0ZJ3wMZ
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          Soylent 2.0 comes in a bottle, pre-mixed, and is "mostly" soy, "still" "vegan". Lies! We know the real source! http://t.co/RZhCU45Acp
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            "I can't be around someone who's just fueled by bitterness and negativity." "Well then, what are you doing here?" #bojackemmy
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              Blueprint for our new society: "Gargoyles are no fun to talk to." http://t.co/Hoi6DaMFv8
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                Boomers whined about flying cars, but never made them. Now, Gen-X & Serpent People are making our SF real: Dystopian cyberpunk urban horror.
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                  Why was my El Capitan machine suddenly on 12-hour clock like some filthy animal? There's a new checkbox in date prefs, but defaulted wrong.
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                    @adiabatic I only use a handful of workflows for editing features. I just like the sync & keyboard better than other editors.
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                      Will @robot_or_not cover @hitchBOT? Because I'd think a real robot would kick Philly's ass.
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                        Who has a CRT monitor in 2015, @nitrozac and @Snaggy? No wonder she's angry. http://t.co/1cUsJZY6WF
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                          "How do you print?" Oh god.
                          mdhughes
                            Rousey beats the shit out of Correia like a red-headed stepchild. Video apps beat the shit out of $50 PPV.
                            mdhughes
                              Took a nap. Dreamed I worked in a lab run by a stoner idiot. Woke and realized it was Big Head's project in SV. Too plausible.
                              mdhughes
                                @jeremycherfas @oluseyi Badly. I mostly stayed in machine rooms with Internet, or BBS's before that.
                                mdhughes
                                  @oluseyi @jeremycherfas That's actually enough to scare me. I lose signal, I know horrible things can happen without any chance of help. You don't need any real monsters anymore.
                                  mdhughes
                                    @oluseyi Pagers and fax are the funniest. That's what Windows looks like.
                                    mdhughes
                                      "If I don't interact with this app every 80 seconds…" 😂 😟 what if someone gets ideas from BoJack?
                                      mdhughes
                                        In old TV shows, you laugh at their desk phones. In a few years, you'll laugh at their IBM PC clones. "Look, Windows XP! Grampa used that!"