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jwisser
    They brought me straight rubbing alcohol for a Moscow Mule. Then they brought me a ginger beer. Now I have two Moscow Mules. (📍 Flip Side)
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      There’s planefunk (the smell you get from being on a long plane ride), trainfunk (similar), and the just plain funk, which you get into by living in Ohio for 8½ years.
      jwisser
        For fuck's sake, I did not mean a literal failwhale. They haven't used the literal failwhale since November. It's gone.
        jwisser
          @thedoctor Please stop mentioning me about this.
          jwisser
            @pilgrim Please remove me from this thread.
            jwisser
              @thedoctor Yes. That's why I was talking about it.
              jwisser
                @ronnie Actually, it doesn't fail in this way very often. Thanks for playing, though. :-)
                jwisser
                  @duerig @sgtstretch You can. My company also ships it, though only in 1gal or larger sizes.
                  jwisser
                    ::waves at the failwhale:: Huh. Twitter hasn't failed that hard in a _while._
                    jwisser
                      @sgtstretch Who'd you buy it from, out of curiosity?
                      jwisser
                        Very glad I decided to go out for a walk this evening.
                        jwisser
                          There's spring in the air today, and to hell with January. (📍 Where the Sidewalk Ends)
                          jwisser
                            @journalgirl Ugh. I wish I still had visiting privileges with Phineas. I miss him bunches. :-(
                            jwisser
                              @lindsay Yep. This one is super, SUPER sketchy. Evad3rs owe everyone an apology.
                              jwisser
                                @lindsay Ugh. Historically, jailbreaking has been pretty safe. I'm really sorry to hear this one messed with your phone.
                                jwisser
                                  @spacekatgal @saurik on Twitter talked about it earlier, and has more details.
                                  jwisser
                                    @spacekatgal evad3rs made a deal with a Chinese pirate app store and released an iOS 7.0.4 jailbreak with a non-kosher, unready version of Cydia, thus exposing at least one usable jailbreak exploit to Apple in a sketchy, unsafe release.
                                    jwisser
                                      Speaking as an unapologetic jailbreaker who has never pirated an app, evad3rs screwed literally everyone with this shit. App Store devs, jailbreak devs, and non-pirate jailbreak users all got fucked.
                                      jwisser
                                        @sgtstretch As long as it's not mandatory. Jesus, that software fucks with my head.