@streakmachine I saw that post being linked to by a site I still read, decided to skip to the next article. A douche who has free time and who probably doesn't even use the said Apple product is not worth my time.
First work day after vacation was, as one can expect, quite unproductive. Spent the majority of the day parsing email (2550+ unread emails), the rest of the day I was sitting in meetings (something I definitely did NOT miss during my vacation).
During our weekly phone call my mother said today that they need to charge their MBA for the first time since I set it up for them. That was on July 2. They need to use the machine maybe 2 or 3 times a week, so they definitely are not heavy users. :-)