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jeffmueller
    @jws Which wireless headphones are you using?
    jeffmueller
      Spicy peppers go great with peanuts. These are delicious. [photos.app.net]
      jeffmueller
        Tape dispensers only come in one volume: wake-the-baby.
        jeffmueller
          I wish Lego would launch a line of movie prop toys. Build your own light saber, PKE meter, tricorder, complete with lights and sounds.
          jeffmueller
            @jnm 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 She's sitting next to me on the couch now showing her sister how her toy tricorder works. And she's wearing a comm badge. Wants to grow up to be an engineer like B'Elanna Torres.
            jeffmueller
              Earlier today, the 4-year-old: “Dad, I’m picking up some strange readings. It’s appears to be a tachyon pulse.”
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                See headline. Click link. Land on Medium. Skepticism about the article jumps 500%.
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                  Drinking a Stone Farking Wheaton Wootstout that I found purely by accident today. Screw you, summer, and the light beers you rode in on.
                  jeffmueller
                    @jnm Yeah! Doing alright, I s'pose. And you? No more bike accidents, I hope. :)
                    jeffmueller
                      @jws Rumors of my ADN death have yadda yadda.
                      jeffmueller
                        Younger me thought that a pint of ice cream was a single serving. What an idiot! It's clearly a quart.
                        jeffmueller
                          @mdhughes Water's only ankle-deep. This is fine.