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jamesgowans
    My job makes me wish it was in my budget to throw a chair through the window and have both the chair and window replaced daily.
    longstride
      @jamesgowans maybe that's not in the budget, but the bottleneck you're experiencing is probably costing the company more than what your "solution" would cost.
      jamesgowans
        @longstride or at least cheaper than my impending blood pressure or stroke medical/stress leave is going to cost.
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        longstride
          @jamesgowans haha! That, too. Or the inevitable wrongful death suits the company will face when you finally lose it and throw your coworkers through that window.
          jamesgowans
            @longstride haha, maybe I’ll get a day off if I stand up on my desk and yell: “GODDAMNIT YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKING LUCKY I HAVE *CHOSEN* TO BE HAPPY TODAY!! HASHTAG ENOUGH CC AT PATRICKRHONE”
            ur
              @jamesgowans not being an esoteric energy things guy, but I found, that exercising powered by frustration helped me to exceed my limits, which made me happy and gave back the patience lost.
              longstride
                @jamesgowans I'd like to see a video of that. Especially the part where you verbalize the hashtag and at reply.
                jamesgowans
                  @longstride haha. Thanks for listening/reading along ;)
                  jamesgowans
                    @ur plus it might make me less fat.
                    longstride
                      @jamesgowans listening and reading are about the only two things I get right in my life more than half the time.
                      ur
                        @jamesgowans maybe just lift your chair for a start a few times over your head, less expensive and no broken glass, and maybe you start to laugh about yourself making angry faces mirrored in the (unbroken?) glass ;)
                        jamesgowans
                          @ur hmm, slightly less satisfying. But at the same time I get to keep my job and work my delts. You might be on to something.
                          ur
                            @jamesgowans :) depends on your job. If a coworker and I are angry and frustrated and need immediate antistress therapy we play 'Bombtrack' by Rage Against the Machine. Really LOUD and bang our heads. Puts some fun back into the situation.
                            donnywdavis
                              @jamesgowans I can second that. Been there more than once where that would’ve been nice.
                              jamesgowans
                                @donnywdavis there should be a service that does that. Just replaces chairs and windows. Same day service or book in advance.
                                donnywdavis
                                  @jamesgowans there’s a free million dollar idea for somebody. I’d invest in it for sure haha.