Having a tidy up of the office/back room/den/junk room (delete as applicable).
I now have a bag of cable consisting of more connections than a mouses brain.
I’m now a bit worried about adding more to it in case it becomes self aware…
Or, using the Copenhagen interpretation of bus time tables, buses are both on time and late. Their arrival collapses the wave function and delivers a value of 'on time' (in a purely macroscopic sense...)