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amahnke
    My four-year-old just bit me on the butt. While I screamed with pain, my two-year-old slapped me across the face. So there’s that.
    hcmarks
      @amahnke so that's how you say hello in the Mahnke household...
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      ianpatrickhines
        @amahnke I’m not going to lie. I just laughed aloud so hard I nearly dropped my iPhone on the sidewalk.
        joelw
          @amahnke You made the mistake of letting them outnumber you 😜.
          drp
            @amahnke my wife and I have 3 … it’s like the stooges around here.