@skematika My pocketable MD recorder was used by a friend at a Mac User Group several years ago to capture the audio for a 2 hour presentation he was making.
I found the microphone that came with a Mac Classic was the right sort, so… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog
@nesteruk I have two MiniDisc recorders, one fits in a shirt pocket, the other is incorporated in a small stereo system. Neither have been used for a while but both work fine.
Your argument also applies to older computers, too. I'm… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog
The Marriage Licence Office Clerk (it's a tough job but somebody's got to do it...)
"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?", said the clerk.
"Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog
One of the most pervasive stereotypes about the elderly is that they are notoriously slow drivers. When one police officer clocked a car full of older women going at a mere 22 miles per hour on a fairly busy highway, he had no choice… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog
Barak Obama is being shown around a major hospital. Towards the end of his visit he is shown into a ward with a number of people with no obvious signs of injury. He goes to visit the first patient he sees and the fellow… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog
"Hello, my name is Jack Dawson from Telstra BigPond. there is something wrong with your computer."
(Me): "Oh dear, please tell me more."
(Jack): "It has automatically downloaded a virus and ……"
(Me, interrupting): "No, it hasn't. My… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog
Car key with the remote locking finally snapped today, it was held together with glue, epoxy putty, Sugru and luck. Took the remnants to a locksmith who flashed the data from the buggered key across to a chip that he inserted into the… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog
Back and forth . . ..
Back and forth . . ..
In and out ..
In and out . . . .
A little to the right ..
A little to the left . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . .
And, trickling down the… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog
In Heaven, the Germans are the mechanics, the British are the police, the Swiss run the government, the Italians are the lovers, and the French are the chefs.
In Hell, the French are the mechanics, the Germans are the police, the… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog