New software version for existing users is $20 to update. My registration uses an email address I can no longer access. Developer's website provides a link: "If your email address has changed, please let us know by email."
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Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog
Hit a parked car on Friday. Exchanged details with the other driver. Borrowed car. Uninsured. WTF do these cunts think? Insurance isn't that expensive. Standard excesses are, though.
Other driver called me last night, wanted to know… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog
Today was a good day. I ate breakfast food at every meal. Which everybody knows you can never go wrong with breakfast food, especially where chorizo breakfast burritos, sweet potato pancakes, and eggs are involved. Plus, I… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog
I was really enjoying my holiday in France this year, sampling some great culture and wonderful food and drink.
It was okay until I ordered a beer in a roadside bar, had a swig and gagged.
I said to the barman, "What the fuck is… Read More [longposts.com] #adnblog