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ednan
    What’s new on the iCloud’s new TOS that I just accepted?
    mps
      @ednan involuntary sperm donation agreement... And the no using iCloud to sync nuclear weapon codes stuff
      ednan
        @mps seems legit. Is donation DIY?
        jonf
          @ednan they will sell all your data to google and take your firstborn. ;)
          mps
            @ednan no some angry minority will break into your house on some random night and forcefully milk your prostate. Sounds fun right? #readwhatyousign
            ednan
              @jonf its fine I can’t get pregnant
              joshuaarnao
                @ednan you have to send me $5 and your soul belongs to Apple.
                ednan
                  @mps oh my, that’s kinky, I like it
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                  mps
                    @joshuaarnao that's been in there since 1.0 man //@ednan
                    ednan
                      @joshuaarnao for each iCloud enabled device?
                      joshuaarnao
                        @ednan absolutely. Josharnao@gmail.com and I will be waiting.....
                        ednan
                          @joshuaarnao ok. I’ll send you right away
                          joshuaarnao
                            @mps I accept PayPal and crack cocaine. @ednan
                            ednan
                              @joshuaarnao @mps I’ve never hear about crack cocaine but shit must be strong
                              joshuaarnao
                                @ednan good, I hate making people's Apple products explode.
                                joshuaarnao
                                  @ednan I use it to help in my street brawls. @mps
                                  joshuaarnao
                                    @ednan guns are for girls. I use tweezers. @mps
                                    ednan
                                      @joshuaarnao @mps tweezers huh. I’d rather be a girl with a gun
                                      joshuaarnao
                                        @ednan yeah you would. Always wearing your lady pants and what not. @mps
                                        jonf
                                          @ednan yeah, you're safe there.
                                          ronnie
                                            @ednan You need to try harder! @jonf