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drpizza
    The problem with the Joker, as with all Batman's enemies, is that it's entirely unbelievable that he'd lead a successful criminal enterprise
    drpizza
      Amazon, how about you just buy the watch for me. How about that.
      drpizza
        Amazon is e-mailing me about a watch I'd love to have but can't in any way justify buying. This is unfair.
        drpizza
          I love hats, I love every kind of hat, I just wanna have all them but I can't, can't have every hat. #dota2
          drpizza
            The best news is: 4 majors a year means 4 sets of immortals a year. Hats galore!
            drpizza
              I assume it'll be TI, DAC, and two others.
              drpizza
                So Valve is going to enforce some rigour to the Dota 2 competitive scene. 4 majors per year, limited roster changes in between.
                drpizza
                  Microsoft beats Q3 estimates, but profits decline on strong dollar, weak PCs http://t.co/iYzu2oZWgX
                  drpizza
                    So all this currency stuff is basically: USD is strong, so everything sold in foreign markets is being sold at an effective discount?
                    drpizza
                      64% of Surface users use OneNote; this must surely mean that all OneNote users have bought Surfaces....
                      drpizza
                        Microsoft's cloud run rate is a little higher than Amazon's (though as tweeted previously, the service offering mix is different).
                        drpizza
                          But since Microsoft won't break out the split between PaaS/IaaS and SaaS, the exact Amazon comparison is (deliberately) impossible.
                          drpizza
                            Microsoft cloud (PaaS + IaaS + SaaS) is the same size as Amazon cloud (PaaS + IaaS) ($1.5bn last quarter) and growing faster (106% to 49%).
                            drpizza
                              So is Gigantic a kind of Year Beast 2015 style third person MOBA?
                              drpizza
                                fyi idiots, if you add me to some dumb Twitter DM conversation to spam me I'll report you instantly, so just fuck off.
                                drpizza
                                  Anyone else seeing a thing in 10061 where the Start menu/screen just... stops opening?
                                  drpizza
                                    Oh hm. Maybe I misclicked. Maybe it's the netsvcs svchost that's spiking.
                                    drpizza
                                      Anyone else seeing a lot of processor spikes from clipsvc/appxsvc on 10061?