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cgiffard
    @mutou 彼女が360を持つけどバッテリーがくそ
    cgiffard
      @miki It was a joke, haha. :)
      cgiffard
        @matigo I think you’ll find that our sales engineers can locate your innate product and brand synergies through our technical cloud expertise and reliable microservice optimised delivery platform. @literary
        cgiffard
          @keita The question is — American Biscuits or English Biscuits?
          cgiffard
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            cgiffard
              @literary @matigo I don’t necessarily agree, agreement, condone, confer, consort, best agreement, buy agreement, buy agreement now, agreement insurance…
              cgiffard
                @chriskrycho I suspect it depends how hard you type. I definitely thought it was a regression, at least for me — but it’s a regression I could probably live with. @matigo @jws
                keita
                  So, does anybody have recommendations for chorded keyboards?
                  cgiffard
                    @chriskrycho I wonder how it does for music. Pity you can’t try it at the store.
                    cgiffard
                      @33mhz WELL YOU ARE NOT OSCILLATING THIRTY THREE MILLION TIMES A SECOND EITHER!
                      cgiffard
                        @jws @height8 They still running those photoshop threads? Or was that SomethingAwful? I forget.
                        cgiffard
                          I wouldn’t mind picking up a Nikon P900 just to muck around with it. http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2015/07/nikons-83-2000mm-equivalent-superzoom-camera-is-astonishing/ You *need* a tripod though.
                          cgiffard
                            “We exit the tent, traipse through the mud, and a phalanx of bristling, armed soldiers follows us. One has a radio, on which plays Men Without Hats’ Safety Dance. It’s a strangely disorienting moment, and somehow anachronistic for this war-ravaged zone.”
                            cgiffard
                              “She drops the spanner on the workbench, and wipes the grease from her left hand on her stained overalls—surveying the crumpled chassis in disgust. Men Without Hats’ Safety Dance plays in the background, and her assistant is singing along.”
                              cgiffard
                                “He cracks a wide smile, the unkempt stubble and crows feet give a new humanity to a man who normally appears on television groomed to within an inch of his life. Taking a sip of his coffee, Men Without Hats’ Safety Dance plays. He laughs.”
                                cgiffard
                                  It seems you can be an EDGY JOURNALIST just because you reference “Men Without Hats’ Safety Dance”. “He flies in and out of the kitchen, a blur, delicately spooning roe onto a ceviche while Men Without Hats’ Safety Dance booms over the restaurant din.”
                                  cgiffard
                                    @chriskrycho Maybe I’d have a router written in elixir where all the routes were beautifully and elegantly pattern matched to end in .php — just to annoy you. :)
                                    cgiffard
                                      @chriskrycho Could you take the grinder out to the garage or something?
                                      cgiffard
                                        @height8 “…A CF-100, piloted by Spud (???) Butawke (???)…” !