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    Now I have an armful of purring cow cat. He’s trying to suffocate me with fluff.
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      I just took a high-velocity black cat to the face.
      ceejbot
        RT @pzr: I have the notion to drop $10 on a Meerkat t-shirt, leave it in the closet for a year, then wear it & enjoy people's confusion.
        ceejbot
          109 minutes of continuous ambient/dub techno. Deep & flowing. http://t.co/4E6DV5fzEc
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            RT @rosskukulinski: Beer isn't cold yet. I'll just #whiskeyjs instead http://t.co/nEjJQIZn7r
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              Mmmm, blackberries.
              ceejbot
                If you need a version of blanket.js that works with io.js & the latest mocha: https://t.co/FYSVJqddCO https://t.co/Xl6sVjCFti
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                  RT @codebear: OH: "systemd is a great operating system, I just wish it had a good init manager"
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                    RT @haineux: @ceejbot No, English and the Ceej Language.
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                      This has been your afternoon moment of Ceej and the English Language.
                      ceejbot
                        Btw, “evar” is not misspelled. It’s spelled the way it’s pronounced, exactly like the animal “sea ottar”.
                        ceejbot
                          You can imagine me saying that in a Clarkson voice if you’re not triggered by Clarkson-voice. Trigger warning: Jeremy Clarkson.
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                            “the largest open floor plan in the world” aka the largest possible waste of engineering salaries EVAR in the HISTORY of the WORLD.
                            ceejbot
                              @Reading "Choose Boring Technology" http://t.co/unn8KcyJXG (NB: I think node is boring tech at this point, but then I would.)
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                                RT @maxogden: send me a photo of your cat using http://t.co/GbpbDQ7XYu 🐈📷
                                ceejbot
                                  I am constantly attempting to use my personal Google Docs instead of my work one, because my Google accounts are always in the wrong order.
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                                    RT @twholman: Surprises around every corner in the @tumblr code base. Now, to find these dolphins! http://t.co/1dqrUl6Szn
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                                      RT @seldo: On the Techdel test, and giving a shit about workplace diversity: http://t.co/3GKJUtYZtv
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                                        RT @Wired_Design: The most epic demo in computer history is now an opera. http://t.co/IvZ5cuxgdJ http://t.co/lTu6Bqmu9W