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ceejbot
    I'll be donating when I get to a real network.
    ceejbot
      This is hilarious until you remember that this code is running on 2/3rds of the secure servers on the net. http://opensslrampage.org/
      ceejbot
        Well, that afternoon was interesting and eventually successful.
        ceejbot
          Massively crowded BART train empties itself at Embarcadero. Into the tunnel now. My ears pop.
          ceejbot
            In the gym shower just now I figured out how I'm going to manage our multi-cloud provider host inventory, so there's that.
            ceejbot
              David: Just shard the couches. There are many uses for a polearm around the office!
              ceejbot
                Apparently I exist so that other Hearthstone players can farm victories.
                ceejbot
                  Whatever’s in these Greenies cat treats, both cats love it so much they have already learned to mug me when they hear the package crinkle.
                  ceejbot
                    Additional status: not outside riding longboard despite massive temptation.
                    ceejbot
                      Current status: OmniGraffle diagrams of what talks to what from where and on what ports.
                      ceejbot
                        ✌ Reading "Snowden’s Email Provider Loses Appeal Over Encryption Keys" http://ing.am/p/2ZEJ
                        ceejbot
                          @jhwoodyatt i see what you did there
                          gtwilson
                            @ceejbot Jaguar Puddle Hummer DoucheNozzle Ford Fatality @rabryst
                            ceejbot
                              Jaguar Retiree Volvo Oblivious #accuratecarmodels
                              ceejbot
                                Toyota LandCrusher Mercedes Conspicuous McLaren Profligate #accuratecarmodels
                                ceejbot
                                  This morning’s sport: #accuratecarmodels BMW Narcissist Lincoln Consumer Toyota Timidity
                                  ceejbot
                                    FuckedSSL. FuckedTLS. HTTPFucked.
                                    ceejbot
                                      @jhwoodyatt Okay, that’s interesting. Wonder if that wave will find it stickier than my friends did.
                                      ceejbot
                                        ✌ Reading "US Is an Oligarchy Not a Democracy, says Scientific Study" http://ing.am/p/2ZCy
                                        ceejbot
                                          Tactical pens might come in an urban camo variation. For stealth. Stealth tactical pens. They write in invisible ink.