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caitlin
    @remus deffo the best reason. #carryon
    caitlin
      “git push” now builds my project. #suckit #fullstackshit #ci
      caitlin
        @snrkl @redqueencoder No, they script it, book it, plan it, pay up front, pretend it’s edgy.
        caitlin
          @joanna Yup, diaspora is kicking ass at the moment. This place was run when I was momentarily a rising star. But now it’s just so quiet and routine :(
          caitlin
            I still struggle to engage with ADN in any meaningful way.
            caitlin
              @keita @cgiffard @tomcat you have to remember that the features are balanced against the fucking stalking. I don’t mind missing a bit of glitter for my fucking privacy.
              caitlin
                GHETTO USB3 DOCK… ZERO THUNDERHOLES IN USE. #amIhappy?
                caitlin
                  @tomcat Yes, I keep track of my sock puppets // @cgiffard
                  caitlin
                    @tomcat @cgiffard In more seriously news it’s bloody awesome, simply because it’s not watching me. you can also securely search google with it if you prefix !G or sutin
                    caitlin
                      @tomcat @cgiffard You search for it with google, or ask jeeves, or yahoo, or altavista
                      caitlin
                        @remus report some bugs maybe? #itsbeta
                        caitlin
                          @duerig @neilco @33mhz other devices are available. Vote with your feet rather than logging in with you. This IS how we sleepwalk into things. I’m currently getting FUCKED after my private info was made public and sold without my permission. Rules changed.
                          caitlin
                            @duerig @neilco @33mhz Basically biometrics can FUCK OFF because permission to use a resource is not the same as proving exactly who you are. Work caitlin is not home caitlin is not other caitlin.
                            caitlin
                              @neilco @33mhz My pulse changes. Do I need to make sure I’m in the right degree of health to log in? #youaretoodrunktousethecomputer
                              caitlin
                                @33mhz @neilco It’s stupid to assume humans won’t change. We’re not static. my typing might not be the same in 4 years for a whole LOAD of reasons.
                                caitlin
                                  I’m glad they’ve figured out a new head of twats for that car show that sharked a jump so much, but I’m a bit grumpy that now they’ve got a penis they’re deciding which kind of vagina would look best next to it. #womenarealwaysthesidekickandneverthebride