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    The Sharing Economy Is About Desperation http://t.co/uBbwdd9Vhy
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      America's only burgeoning manufacturing industry is outrage.
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        Next life goal: Go to TED in a Hummer with a confederate flag t-shirt on.
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          Next project: Sexism as a service.
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            This egregious FCC proposal is intentionally so - so when minor aspects are retracted, itd be swallowed by the public better in comparison.
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              My earnings call only takes three seconds: "Broke as fuck. See you next quarter!"
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                The only earnings report I care about is my own.
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                  Just got back from an awesome @DougStanhope show at the @LaughingDerby tonight.
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                    Hulu ads repeat themselves more often than a four year-old trying to get an adult's attention.
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                      My crotch is an emerging market. Untapped and ripe for disruption. It's not cross-platform, though.
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                        Got a new video rant out! How Innovation Becomes Pointless http://t.co/qznmArC2AA
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                          On the latest @techdouchebags podcast, I help @verso work out her irrational entitlement to a great Star Wars sequel. http://t.co/Dy1JGPeiCF
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                            Movie plot: Man’s dead son photobombs a viral shower selfie posted on Upworthy. He doesn’t believe what happens next.
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                              "We call it the iVibe. A thousand dongs in your socket."
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                                Eastr celebrates the IPO of Jesus' supposedly failed startup.
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                                  @trvz That’s the point. It’s the only way for the con to work. Especially in the tech industry where “stealth mode” is not out of the ordinary.
                                  blenderhead
                                    If you don't think Clinkle is a psychopath's Ponzi scheme from this article, get your head checked out. http://t.co/bmr7vhoKkN
                                    blenderhead
                                      "Why is it called a dick pic and not a dickie?" @jasondotcalm http://t.co/ReGCPOHsrU
                                      blenderhead
                                        Waiting for Samsung to hire David Fincher to direct Lee Kun-hee biopic.