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    Cupworthy. A viral site for nip slips.
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      Buzzfeed: How sentient are you? Take this quiz and find out!
      blenderhead
        We don't have to worry when A.I. becomes self-aware. They'll just end up spending all their time taking selfies and doing Buzzfeed quizzes.
        blenderhead
          It stars Robert DeNiro, who spends the whole first half of the film repeatedly asking everyone he meets “you talking to me?”
          blenderhead
            Movie plot: A dystopian future where all human communication is through subtweets. One man’s DM threatens to take down the whole system.
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              Rejected names: Weinr. Prickly. Shaftbook. Dropcox.
              blenderhead
                Dickr. It’s cloud storage for your penis photos.
                blenderhead
                  A retailer that doesn't accept Bitcoin? A cockblock chain.
                  blenderhead
                    @ronnie If you’re double-ending, it doesn’t matter what connection you talk over.
                    blenderhead
                      @ronnie I’d have to figure out a different recording workflow then.
                      blenderhead
                        Skype's new business model: connection issues as a service.
                        blenderhead
                          @zero Sounds like more of an e-commerce play. I’m going for a “sharing economy” model.
                          blenderhead
                            Just saw a YouTube commercial on TV... so you can go to YouTube and watch pre-rolls of TV commercials.
                            blenderhead
                              Next project: An app that connects those underage with adults who will buy them alcohol. It's called FlaskRabbit.
                              blenderhead
                                @button I’ve always been here. I just don’t stop in or post much anymore.
                                blenderhead
                                  106: Full Equality For Baby Photos http://ift.tt/1ghzTdC
                                  blenderhead
                                    @pme Eh, douchenozzle is too 12 year-old sounding. Be a man. Use the root noun. @jtc @streakmachine
                                    blenderhead
                                      105: The Global Outrage Pandemic http://ift.tt/1q9zgcB