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    The inevitable outcome of Western civilization? http://buff.ly/1jgeAek
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      What is it with Corporate America and capital letters? Why does everything have to be a proper noun? Is it part of your Dominance Strategy?
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        I'm not a fan of Piers Morgan, but is this really "exclusive" or "breaking" news?
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          @beam: I tracked all of my thoughts this morning and created a word cloud based on their frequency.” Image [photos.app.net]
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            A good editor is your best fiend.
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              Some people hand out endorsements on LinkedIn like it's a social network game and they're earning points.
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                A skeletal Steven Tyler prances along the red carpet at the Grammys, yet Mark Knopfler is swept into the dustbin... http://buff.ly/1ek4CIY
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                  When you say "state-of-the-art," my eyes gloss over.
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                    Don't make the same mistake I did last Valentine's Day & try to get too creative. Cow heart sounds a lot more romantic than it actually is.
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                      Someone just used the word "synergy" in an all-company meeting. Apparently, I set the DeLorean to 1998 this morning.
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                        Don't think I've watched more than 5 min. of A. Idol since the 1st season. Just saw a clip w/ H. Connick, who I've now lost all respect for.
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                          Can this please be the picture that kills this meme? http://buff.ly/1dTWVFq
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                            We should send Bruno to Mars. And leave him there.
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                              Keurig, take me away.
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                                If you ever join a heavy metal band made up of otolaryngologists, you should call yourselves Deviant Septum.
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                                  What happens when hipsters go unchecked — photos.app.net/19179247/1
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                                    Colorado Man Trapped in Absurdist Headline
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                                      Did you know that if you list Chicago as a favorite band on a website, the NSA automatically adds your name to a watch list?
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                                        It may be a sign of my professional trajectory, but the most creative thing I've done this month is name my team for the office ftball pool.