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    The road to hell is paved with overturned ice buckets.
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      Me to boss: "But I thought that emoji with the fingers making an L over its forehead meant you're a great "leader"!
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        Still don't believe in total depravity? http://buff.ly/1oHbTW6
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          Still don't believe in total depravity? http://buff.ly/1qotcfz
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            I just had to share this with the Internodes today: http://buff.ly/1mdGYlW
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              Just had a handful of trail mix, which I'm sure means I just consumed 300 calories.
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                Why is every music supervisor at a cable news network obsessed with using The Wallflowers' One Headlight as bumper music?
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                  It's DJ Friday at the office, and one of my co-workers started with Tupac. My boss asked, "Is this rap or hip hop?"
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                    You say you don't believe in human depravity—then how do you explain the co-worker who has been eating only M&Ms from the office trail mix?
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                      Gotta love the ultra-rich libs who tell the mid-class to downsize & give up homeownership while they live in palaces. http://buff.ly/1s7x0l0
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                        The inevitable outcome of Western civilization? http://buff.ly/1jgeAek
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                          What is it with Corporate America and capital letters? Why does everything have to be a proper noun? Is it part of your Dominance Strategy?
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                            I'm not a fan of Piers Morgan, but is this really "exclusive" or "breaking" news?
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                              @beam: I tracked all of my thoughts this morning and created a word cloud based on their frequency.” Image [photos.app.net]
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                                A good editor is your best fiend.
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                                  Some people hand out endorsements on LinkedIn like it's a social network game and they're earning points.
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                                    A skeletal Steven Tyler prances along the red carpet at the Grammys, yet Mark Knopfler is swept into the dustbin... http://buff.ly/1ek4CIY