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bdfortin
    Upon reflection "ghetto blaster" seems like a horribly racist term for a loud speaker.
    bdfortin
      It’s rare to see a fat person with a long stride.
      bdfortin
        Of all the people and cultures that I've encountered I find the French are consistently inconsiderate of other people's time.
        bdfortin
          Peanut butter & crackers is a thing, right?
          bdfortin
            @hawaiiboy Don’t forget those surprise “TouchID requires your passcode after a restart” messages when you pull it from your pocket.
            bdfortin
              MacBook Air, 2008, 5 hours of battery life. It was amazing compared to competitiors’ 2-3 hour batteries. Today: Up to 12 hours. Amazing.
              bdfortin
                That thing where you see your friend’s mom more than your friend.
                bdfortin
                  Got a delivery notification from Canada Post… 17 minutes after the post office closed. Delivery time: "AM". Lying scumbags.
                  bdfortin
                    Nothing says “high maintenance” like excessive airbrushing in a profile photo.
                    bdfortin
                      I don’t understand what’s so difficult about giving a time. It’s a number or two, a colon, and two more numbers. Wall of text not required.
                      bdfortin
                        “Ugh, the esters are potent.” “The what?” “Artificial smells.” #chemistry4life
                        bdfortin
                          On a carrier website for the Galaxy S6: “Breakthrough metal and glass design.” Yeah, maybe back in 2010.
                          bdfortin
                            Pecs like Superman, ass like a pair of grapefruits. Someone skips leg day.
                            bdfortin
                              People eat peanut butter by the spoonful, right?
                              bdfortin
                                What if Apple’s breakthrough with TV is a combination of really smart auto-play and well-curated channels similar to Beats and iTunes Radio?