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bdfortin
    Apparently cops really, *really* don’t like being passed in the right, even if the other lane is otherwise empty.
    bdfortin
      Beats 1 finally plays a song I enjoy: Automatic by The Pointer Sisters.
      bdfortin
        I try to tune into Beats 1 several times a day. I have yet to tune in to a song that I like. I guess Beats 1 just isn’t for me.
        bdfortin
          “Why does Apple keep making 8 and 16 GB phones? It fills up so fast!” “Why do you keep buying 8 or 16 GB when you obviously need more?”
          bdfortin
            I wonder how much air time Chicago’s “Saturday In The Park” is going to get this weekend? I’m guessing “a lot”.
            bdfortin
              @mklopez “Well, what if X happens.” “Then I’ll do Y.” “Okay, but what if *X* happens?” “… I’ll still do Y.” “Yeah, but what if it’s *X* that happens.” “Still doing Y.” “How about if X–” “STFU!”
              bdfortin
                “Men should like women with curves.” To those women I ask: Who do you find sexier, Magic Mike or Fat Bastard?
                bdfortin
                  @rabryst I call it bombarding when it’s 4-5 indie songs to every 1-2 songs of the genre I *actually* want. If/when I give an indie song a thumbs-up the next 10-30 songs are almost all indie instead of my desired genre.
                  bdfortin
                    @rabryst Listening to a nice stream of classic rock when suddenly an Arctic Monkeys indie rock song comes on, or listening to pop-rock when an electronic-indie MGMT song I’ve down-voted several times before comes on.
                    bdfortin
                      Does anybody else’s Rdio/Spotify/Pandora/Apple Music/etc stations get bombarded with random indie music on a regular basis?
                      bdfortin
                        Rock station? 90% indie music. Alternative station? 95% indie music. The only station with more indie music is the Indie station.
                        bdfortin
                          Looks like Apple Music suffers from the same “too much indie music” problem as all the other music streaming services.
                          bdfortin
                            “Dollar Tree, everything is $1.25.” Do you even know what a dollar is? It’s $1.00, not $1.25. Time to rebrand to “Dollar-And-A-Quarter Tree”.
                            bdfortin
                              Canada Day: When it’s okay to not be sober all day.
                              bdfortin
                                Happy 148th Canada. You’re so young.
                                bdfortin
                                  Surprise! I hate Beats 1, or at least the music selection. So much hip hop…
                                  bdfortin
                                    @rabryst Don’t forget: Most pizza boxes aren’t recyclable due to the grease.