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bdfortin
    Piracy: Still the most convenient way to watch TV.
    bdfortin
      The rest of the day is nap time, right?
      bdfortin
        Man, Sudbury can be boring when you don’t want to spend money.
        bdfortin
          @jessicadennis I thought it was always nap time? 💤
          jessicadennis
            It’s nap time now, right?
            bdfortin
              It’s only when you go shopping that you realize how little you need. It’s only once you get home that you realize what you forgot.
              bdfortin
                $65 for a T-shirt? Is it a magical fucking T-shirt? Does it wash, dry, and put itself away?
                bdfortin
                  No, Google, Future Shop is not a men’s clothing store. Stop it.
                  bdfortin
                    “Banana Republic? Never been there. Might be worth checking ou– wow, $160 for a cardigan. Nope.”
                    bdfortin
                      Nobody should have to be awake this early.
                      bdfortin
                        Sudbury: I am in you.
                        bdfortin
                          Love is getting UFC in HD for your fiancé and then getting some KFC for lunch.
                          bdfortin
                            Water… need wat– vodka, need vodka.
                            bdfortin
                              Sober? What’s that?
                              bdfortin
                                “I wish I could speak whale…”
                                bdfortin
                                  “Do you have your exit buddy?”
                                  bdfortin
                                    “Come here little squishy!”
                                    bdfortin
                                      “Shark Bait, oh ah ha.”