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bdfortin
    Love is getting UFC in HD for your fiancé and then getting some KFC for lunch.
    bdfortin
      Water… need wat– vodka, need vodka.
      bdfortin
        Sober? What’s that?
        bdfortin
          “I wish I could speak whale…”
          bdfortin
            “Do you have your exit buddy?”
            bdfortin
              “Come here little squishy!”
              bdfortin
                “Shark Bait, oh ah ha.”
                bdfortin
                  Sleep in? Don’t mind if I do!
                  bdfortin
                    DAMN IT, YAHOO!! WHY WOULD YOU PULL A FACEBOOK AND RESET MY PRIVACY SETTINGS‽ RAGE!
                    bdfortin
                      @severinggecko Complete opposite here today. I still haven’t even *opened* the drink I got almost 12 hours ago, it’s been so busy.
                      bdfortin
                        Apparently the new Flickr app comes with 1 TB (yes, 1000 GB) of free storage. I like this new Yahoo!.
                        bdfortin
                          6 hours later and my hot chocolate is now a cold chocolate, and I still haven't opened it. Microwaves to the rescue!
                          bdfortin
                            “It was a hard double-Jack.” “Phrasing?”
                            bdfortin
                              I gave Castro a try. It’s nice, but lacking in even the most basic features, like a sorting option.
                              bdfortin
                                One thing I love about CVTs over regular transmissions is the lack of gear-changing forward-lurching. It makes for a smoother drive.
                                bdfortin
                                  Is iTunes Radio in Canada yet?
                                  bdfortin
                                    It’s amazing to me how many people talk about Half-Life 3, as if they’ve forgotten that we’re still waiting for Half-Life 2 Episode 3.
                                    bdfortin
                                      I haven’t read my RSS feeds in almost 2 years. I’ve got a lot of catching up to do.