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augustjoki
    @sarahthequeen Your text looks so much thinner these days.
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      Imagine a Pokemon like app where each monster was an IAP.
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        “Orbit Insertion”
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          My mouth still tastes like the garlic from last night. Yum.
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            OH: I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING LEGENDARY PANTS
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              I only remember the first half of this palindrome. How am I going to remember the rest!
              augustjoki
                Just read Pono Music Player as Porno Music Player. And as henceforth it shall ever be known.
                augustjoki
                  Never expected to read about trans and cis in a scientific article about energy. http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/04/new-solar-thermal-fuel-has-energy-density-of-lead-batteries/
                  augustjoki
                    Fish and tater tots.
                    augustjoki
                      Remember Circuit City?
                      augustjoki
                        Happy convoluted, antiquated system of revenue day!
                        augustjoki
                          Are we back to liking sketch again?
                          augustjoki
                            The only code without bugs is that which is never written.
                            augustjoki
                              Your sex is on a pyre Consumed, with what's to transpire
                              augustjoki
                                @uliwitness Don’t blame the player blame the system of measurement.
                                augustjoki
                                  I wonder what Nikola would think about having a car named after him. Probably he’d be wondering why it wasn’t powered by his free energy.
                                  augustjoki
                                    @uliwitness As long as the subject of your dating is under 50,000 years old.