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aphroditesw
    I could try my whole life and not be as badass as Hillary Clinton. She is out of freaks to give. <3 https://t.co/I8Y6m1at4G
    aphroditesw
      Clay therapy ineffective tonight. Good thing I have alternatives. 🍷
      aphroditesw
        Current internal debate for my evening activity: Shooting lots of aliens (aka Destiny) or pounding/throwing lots of clay(aka making pottery)
        aphroditesw
          The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them
          aphroditesw
            Sunday afternoon Fall tradition resumes: pizza and football. Woot!
            aphroditesw
              If you have an iPad Pro and Pencil. Then get this. First impressions from me are 10/10. https://t.co/QcNbR7XvBW
              aphroditesw
                Clinton has to apologize for saying things that are indelicate but true, but Trump doesn't for saying things that are false. Got it.
                aphroditesw
                  Put a Bluetooth Tile on my dog (Luca) so I can find him at bedtime. Dog does not like bedtime #geekFtw https://t.co/KMLPkzGrY4
                  aphroditesw
                    7am drive today, kiddo is singing National Anthem at X-country meet. No sleeping in this Sat for me. #parentSacrifices #proudOfMyKid
                    aphroditesw
                      HAHAHA. The Trump campaign just quoted my tweet as praise: https://t.co/nEUo1u4Lp4
                      aphroditesw
                        Note to applicants: your HS diploma on your resume is off-putting. That’s a given,not extraordinary & spell my name right & Xcode #details
                        aphroditesw
                          When you realize you are older than the current Bond actor. Ow.
                          aphroditesw
                            Hardest choice for today: Destiny or Fallout4? Both probably.
                            aphroditesw
                              Loud tap on our window. Me: Hm, I forgot to put out the bird feeders. Him: Subtle, aren't they.
                              aphroditesw
                                A BIG win for #conservation! Giant #pandas are no longer classified as endangered: https://t.co/UzaSyLFIn9 https://t.co/ASJzq79IbP
                                aphroditesw
                                  Dreamt I was handed an app, told it was broken and needed to work for a giant demo that night, then nagged every 5 min #fuckImposterSyndrome
                                  aphroditesw
                                    TRUMPS DR : "Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected 2 the presidency" https://t.co/HcjtxmeTd3
                                    aphroditesw
                                      It's a full bottle night. People are so insanely stupidly morons at times.
                                      aphroditesw
                                        Ahh Young Frankenstein... Roll roll roll in zee hay! It's fun! Fucking Alzheimer's RIP Gene
                                        aphroditesw
                                          My 10YO daughter, who's read THE MARTIAN 7 times now, asked me who the first woman on the moon was. She's not pleased with the answer.