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alexrozanski
    Sadistic OH: ‘That’s how JavaScript and Python work; you could say ‘if the day is Monday, define this function’. Your program and tests would then only work on Mondays.’
    alexrozanski
      ‘No woman, ever, has run sobbing after the car of the man who shouted about her fanny as he whizzed past, desperately begging him to take her to his lustful bed.’ http://gu.com/p/3jeaz/tw
      alexrozanski
        I guess that’s matched by the sadness that being called gay or using ‘gay’ as an adjective is considered an insult.
        alexrozanski
          I still find it hilariously ironic that adolescent men who abhor even a casual joke that hints at ‘accusing’ them of being gay are usually the guys who doodle the most dicks and make the most penis-related jokes and comments.
          alexrozanski
            I went to pay $2.75 at a coffee shop in San Francisco and confidently thrust three one-dollar coins down on the counter. The cashier weighed them in her hands and amusedly told me I’d given her $1.50 (a dollar coin and two quarters). I was embarrassed.
            alexrozanski
              ‘If Jesus started the journey [across our Galaxy] 2,000 years ago and was on a rocket ship traveling [sic] at light speed he’d only be 2% across it.’ http://spaceisinteresting.com
              alexrozanski
                ‘The Commercial starts out, “After 65 million years, the dinosaurs have returned …” She commented immediately that it was only four thousand years ago. When I corrected her, she snapped back, “Were you there?”’ http://j.mp/11J3ZjL
                alexrozanski
                  'Contents may settle during transport'. Oh right, just like 'half of crisp packet contents may be replaced by air during transport'?
                  alexrozanski
                    @scotty I think that’s because Twitter’s new API rules don’t allow it.
                    danwood
                      OK, I know about animated GIFs but how did they make this JPEG image be animated????? http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/psychedelic-screen-melt.jpg
                      alexrozanski
                        @sw You’re so fired for sleeping at work.
                        alexrozanski
                          @sw He’s a feisty one, that one is.
                          alexrozanski
                            @apparentsoft @danwood It makes a nice change when you’ve been sitting for a while. It’s refreshing.
                            alexrozanski
                              🎅 🚀 👬 🐟 🍕 🏩 🎥 🎧 🍉 🚲 🐓 🙈 == “Let’s go meet at Chipotle and build a nuclear fallout shelter out of pinto beans and discarded burritos” http://zachholman.com/posts/abusing-emoji/