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    Smartphones: the new mistresses. http://awkward.wtf/1Fyxtt1
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      Hey guys, remember this thing? :-P Gotta give Amazon a pat on the back for its evolved design. http://awkward.wtf/1Abosne http://awkward.wtf/1Ho1vzQ
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        Quite a bit of toilet talk this week! http://awkward.wtf/1G3Icdx
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          Well done, stock photography! http://awkward.wtf/1zKqwT3
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            Alright Flickr, this is enough to win me back for now. http://awkward.wtf/1dQYY4w http://awkward.wtf/1H4MEdA
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              Oh no...this is uncomfortable, McDonald's. http://awkward.wtf/1JRINBj
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                If you haven't been keeping up on the fart rapist's stories, Daniel Celeste just made it very easy for you. Thanks Daniel! http://awkward.wtf/1dOqOyD
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                  Have you ever given a meatloaf a hand job? Because this is like that, apparently. http://awkward.wtf/1EMZIAA
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                    Ooh, we're on a list!! Hooray for Awkward, and thank you So So Gay! http://awkward.wtf/1KIeUkz
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                      With my nose unpacked, I decided to try some food to see what changed and I think I've had basically no ability to taste food until today.
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                        We've got to record an Awkward podcast episode early this week and only have a handful of questions, so send one in ASAP if you've got one!!
                        adachis
                          She thought it was her neighbor's dog pooping on her lawn, but it was much stranger... http://awkward.wtf/1HOlS7R
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                            YES! http://awkward.wtf/1A4iEGJ http://awkward.wtf/1HOWsbJ
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                              She cancelled because of kidney stones, a broken toe, and sudden lactation, but the date will still go on! http://awkward.wtf/1Pcitlt
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                                Such good timing, The Wirecutter! I went to the site for this exact information and there it was in the featured slot. http://awkward.wtf/1JWSnjJ
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                                  As fun as the WWDC can be, it's kind of insane how excited people are for the opportunity to pay $1600. http://awkward.wtf/1G2uhTa
                                  adachis
                                    I watched Naruto when I was a kid, and he was a kid in the show. Now he has a kid with his own movie. How long has this show been running?!
                                    adachis
                                      I'm late to the party on this one, but WTF, how does this exist let alone win anything?? Even I'm not that lazy. http://awkward.wtf/1DRhrI2
                                      adachis
                                        The brat and the rat and the urinicorn. You're just going to have to listen to find out what that means. http://awkward.wtf/1DFS2Th
                                        adachis
                                          I support this. http://awkward.wtf/1Et0QeV