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tehshrike
    Writing "proper Java" requires you to turn all your verbs into nouns: http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2006/03/execution-in-kingdom-of-nouns.html
    tehshrike
      Object-oriented code isn't the problem, it's class-based programming that sucks. This question makes me feel dirty: http://programmers.stackexchange.com/questions/287959/how-to-avoid-helper-or-manager-classes
      tehshrike
        This man wrote code for two hours without testing. Will there be any bugs when he finally compiles and runs? The output may shock you.
        tehshrike
          Few things make me as nervous as a nation in a state of righteous fervor
          tehshrike
            On a few rare occasions, people have assumed that I had UI/design skills. in each case, I had used a theme from http://bootswatch.com/
            tehshrike
              It's easy to make fun of Steam's Monster Game, but imagine writing a multiplayer game that goes from 0 to 1M simultaneous players in a day
              tehshrike
                I wrote a blog post about my first "real" open source project: http://joshduff.com/#!/post/2014-11-22-noddity.md
                tehshrike
                  What part of the morning routine did people fetishize before coffee?
                  tehshrike
                    Random people are opening issues on libraries that I wrote. Makes me feel like a real open-source developer!
                    tehshrike
                      Playing Quake 3 while listening to the Crypt of the Necrodancer soundtrack, because I am an adult and life is awesome
                      tehshrike
                        I have never been so excited about procedurally generated worlds: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/05/18/world-without-end-raffi-khatchadourian cc @ShamusYoung
                        tehshrike
                          "Love is the grandest thing on God's earth, but fortunate the lover who has plenty of money." http://www.temple.edu/about/history/acres-diamonds
                          tehshrike
                            I can't imagine anybody sticking with a UI library that doesn't abide by semantic versioning :-x https://github.com/muut/riotjs/issues/677
                            tehshrike
                              One of my favorite works of game criticism, Tom Bissell writing about a shooter: http://grantland.com/features/line-explores-reasons-why-play-shooter-games/
                              tehshrike
                                I still remember shooting US forces the first time in Spec Ops: The Line. It was striking and unexpected. How did Yager get away with it?
                                tehshrike
                                  I return from the hunt having killed a bacon-cheddar beast, bringing enough meat to last us through the long rainy afternoon
                                  tehshrike
                                    If I ever write a programming language, I'm bringing back QBasic's type inferrence via the $ and % characters in variable names
                                    tehshrike
                                      I'm giving up on Razer after this last buy. Can anyone recommend a high-dpi mouse that don't look like a fluorescent light show?